The moment I realized I was a redneck:

When I realized that I was truly worried about the calorie and fat gram content in dove meat, since it is what I'm having for supper.

Wonder if getting one with shot still in it adds any extra calories ... ?

4 comments:

  1. LOL!

     
  2. Dove too fatty; stick to squirrel.

     
  3. I think if you get dove with shot still in it you can consider yourself to be getting extra iron and other such important minerals.

     
  4. hahahahahahahaha!

    I think dove meat justifies having an extra "peace" or two. Surely it will give you "wings" for your next speedwalking "Target."

    Punny punny!